And if it's a boy, we'll call him Brittany
- Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline are carefully denying reports that the couple are expecting a baby. Spears refuses to address the subject except to say that if she has a girl, the child's name will either be Britney Jr., Britney II, Britnee, Brittany, Britanee or maybe Britny.
- A 600-pound black bear broke into a trailer house in Juneau, Alaska, over the weekend. The bear did little damage, caused no injuries and escaped just moments before police arrived. The mobile home owner said the large creature repeatedly walked from one end of the living room to another for 45 minutes. No doubt looking for where he'd set his beer and the remote control.
- Jennifer Aniston has officially filed for divorce from her husband Brad Pitt after 4 1/2 years, long by Hollywood couple standards. The divorce decree sites the dissolution of the marriage is due to irreconcilable differences and the fact that Jennifer didn't like being married to someone who worked at being prettier than she.