If you don't have enough money in your checking account, you do NOT want to eat at Big John's Cook Shack in Big Spring.
A lot of establishments put the names of hot check writers at their cash register, for instance. But Big John's goes for the jugular: On the street out front.
Not exactly rolling out the red carpet for for Frances, eh?
OK so, I'd like to know how "Rain" qualified. Is there, like, a pole off? Or a bracket thing like the NCAAs? Did she qualify, like in NASCAR, for the pole position, giving her an unfair advantage?
Where were the semifinals? Does Rain travel the U.S. like Miss America? Does she wear a crown? What is her platform (Better Poles for Everyone!)?
If there was a scandal in the pole dancing world, would Rain be stripped of her title? Would she care?
Did Rain's hometown paper run a banner story? "Local girl ... (write your own joke here)."
And hey ... who says they don't have some kinda fun in San Angelo.
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