I have been back to work for about 45 minutes since returning from a holiday vacation. In that time, I turned over almost an entire cup of coffee, spilling the entirety of the cup's contents onto the floor, soiling and discoloring the carpet of my friend's office. Five minutes ago, I just spilled coffee on my 2009 At-a-Glance desk calendar, doing particular damage to January 8 and 9.
I figure I can either a) accept the fact that the signs seem to be all there for this to be a bad year; b) stop drinking coffee (not likely); c) call in sick Jan. 8 or d) go home for the day.
I hate to break it to you, but I'm not nearly as coordinated as I might appear.