STICKY DOORKNOBS

Name your poison, dirtbag

Let's see now ... do I want the bullet or an attorney?
Or hey ... maybe I can have both!
(Sign in W. Midland industrial district)

Looks like we picked the wrong day to eat at IHOP

Hey you ... we must spend $15-20 a year on plastic food baskets so be careful, you!

In a donut shop in South Irving, in the neighborhood where I grew up, are these two signs posted -- side by side -- on the same trash can.

... come to think of it, we don't say 'Happy X-idays,' do we?'

Sign by the side of the road. FM 208 between Colorado City and Snyder. Tuesday.

Weird Signs, Pt. 279

I'd like the ribs, potato salad, and, umm, can you maybe change your sign and talk about your chopped beef sandwich?

If you don't have enough money in your checking account, you do NOT want to eat at Big John's Cook Shack in Big Spring.

A lot of establishments put the names of hot check writers at their cash register, for instance. But Big John's goes for the jugular: On the street out front.

Not exactly rolling out the red carpet for for Frances, eh?

YES!!!!

They didn't teach this when my wife and I took dance lessons

OK so, I'd like to know how "Rain" qualified. Is there, like, a pole off? Or a bracket thing like the NCAAs? Did she qualify, like in NASCAR, for the pole position, giving her an unfair advantage?

Where were the semifinals? Does Rain travel the U.S. like Miss America? Does she wear a crown? What is her platform (Better Poles for Everyone!)?

If there was a scandal in the pole dancing world, would Rain be stripped of her title? Would she care?

Did Rain's hometown paper run a banner story? "Local girl ... (write your own joke here)."

And hey ... who says they don't have some kinda fun in San Angelo.